From my new neighbors, arguing through their closed door as I’m keying into my apartment: “Well, I don’t understand why she doesn’t just buy a brush long enough to wash herself, she doesn’t need to smell like that down there…” I so wish that I was kidding. So desperately.
Read more "Overheard…"Hey team. Sorry I’ve been absent for a bit. I took some time off of work and I’ve been a total fuckboy about it. I kinda disappeared and just played video games and ate shitty. You know, stuff I normally do? Except with no work in between so there was more of it. I have […]
Read more "Been awhile…"1pm on a Monday and the gym is this packed? Is everyone unemployed??
No words… 
is there anything sadder than a plate that was once full of awesome pizza?
Read more "Rough morning…"(Click on it, it’ll be big enough…)
I really loved this one. The meaning took a while to set in but I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. It was…really haunting.
Read more "The Well [Re-post from Creepypasta FB]"MRW mah boy Firebrand hits me wit da Slendybills
Read more "Slendybills"Any gamers out there know how easy/accessible MKX is for a newscrub? Like, new to fighting games overall? I’ve NEVER had interest in playing a fighting game but I’m captivated by this one…
Read more "MKX"is a thing I learned today. Her profile said she’s looking for a sugar daddy.
nightshyft 