From my new neighbors, arguing through their closed door as I’m keying into my apartment: “Well, I don’t understand why she doesn’t just buy a brush long enough to wash herself, she doesn’t need to smell like that down there…” I so wish that I was kidding. So desperately. Advertisements

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Been awhile…

Hey team. Sorry I’ve been absent for a bit. I took some time off of work and I’ve been a total fuckboy about it. I kinda disappeared and just played video games and ate shitty. You know, stuff I normally do? Except with no work in between so there was more of it. I have […]

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What fuckery is this?

1pm on a Monday and the gym is this packed? Is everyone unemployed?? 


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Siri lettin me down again 

I kno u lyin gurl… 


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Lunch Break…

No words…   

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Rough morning…

is there anything sadder than a plate that was once full of awesome pizza? 

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The Well [Re-post from Creepypasta FB]

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The Well

I really loved this one. The meaning took a while to set in but I actually enjoyed it quite a bit. It was…really haunting.

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